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  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /srv/www/portalcats/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/includes/handlers.inc on line 76.
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Анекдот про льва и быка

05.02.2009 - 23:35

Сидят в ресторане лев и бык. Вдруг льву звонит жена по мобильнику и говорит, чтобы домой поскорее возвращался. Лев собирается уходить, а бык его на смех поднял, мол тебя жена строит и так далее и тому подобное... мол, я со своей... 
А лев ему отвечает: 
- Братан, ты не путай. У тебя жена - корова, а у меня львица!